Organic and local search
National SEO, useful treatment content, data-backed location pages and optimised practitioner profiles.
For colon hydrotherapy practitioners
Grow your clinic with another source of colon hydrotherapy bookings.
Colonic Club is the independent UK platform built to help people discover, plan and book professional colon hydrotherapy—and to help suitable practitioners gain more visibility without a compulsory monthly marketing subscription.
Independent founding-practitioner offer
Apply by 30 September 2026 and save the usual £300 setup feeThe normal first-clinic setup fee is waived for eligible practitioners whose application is received by the deadline. Qualification, insurance and professional eligibility requirements still apply. There is no monthly subscription, then 15% applies to completed Colonic Club bookings.
- Get found by more customersBenefit from a platform designed around national, local and practitioner-level discovery.
- Add a managed acquisition channelColonic Club develops the marketing, landing pages and conversion journey centrally.
- Keep control of your clinicYour brand, prices, availability and clinical decisions remain yours.
- Reduce repeated adminBring Colonic Club bookings, secure intake forms, payments and follow-up into one supported flow.
Colonic Club is independent. Professional memberships and registrations may be used as part of practitioner checks, but the relevant organisation does not thereby endorse, operate or approve Colonic Club.
More than a directory
A national customer-acquisition engine for a specialist treatment
An individual clinic cannot sensibly target every relevant search across the UK. A focused national platform can build category authority, invest once in high-quality acquisition and route suitable local demand to participating clinics.
Paid acquisition where appropriate
Search advertising, conversion optimisation and future campaigns managed at platform level.
Platform discovery
Customers can search, compare suitable options and choose the clinic and practitioner that fit them.
Support around the booking
Booking infrastructure, payments, forms, Care Balance and platform support continue after discovery.
Marketing activity will develop as the network grows. Colonic Club does not promise a particular ranking, number of enquiries or volume of bookings.
Why 15%?
The 15% funds customer acquisition and the platform behind each booking
Colonic Club invests centrally in generating and converting customer demand. Its ongoing platform revenue is therefore largely earned when a practitioner earns from a completed Colonic Club booking. Practitioners retain 85% of the value to which the platform fee applies.
That includes central marketing, profile and location visibility, conversion work, booking and payment infrastructure, Care Balance, forms, customer support, platform operation and continued development.
Monthly subscriptionNone
First-clinic setupWaived if eligible
Completed Colonic Club bookings15%
The Provider Agreement defines the precise fee basis. Direct bookings outside Colonic Club remain your business, subject to that agreement.
Your clinic stays yours
An additional channel, not a takeover
Keep your clinic name and brand
Set your own treatment prices
Control your diary and availability
Make every clinical suitability decision
Keep your existing website
Keep direct client relationships outside the platform
Use Care Balance without administering instalment arrangements
Review and approve your public profile
How joining works
From application to an owner-controlled profile
- 1
Apply
Tell us about your clinic and current professional route. Applying opens private setup; it does not prove eligibility or publish a profile.
- 2
Secure your workspace
Prove control of your work email, then review clinic details and any suggestions imported from your existing website.
- 3
Complete the checks
Follow your get-started checklist: confirm your professional declaration, review clinic details and choose your booking route. Supporting documents are optional for ordinary bookings.
- 4
Approve your profile
You control when a ready public profile is published. Customers use your chosen booking route. Connect a compatible calendar if you want automatic busy-time imports.
Practical answers
Practitioner questions
Can I keep Timely or my existing booking system?
Yes. Choose your booking route in your clinic account: keep customers booking through your existing booking page, receive Colonic Club requests that you confirm after checking your diary, or manage your diary in Colonic Club. Timely calendar feeds can import busy times automatically, but do not write bookings back to Timely. Full integrations are added on request; you never need to share your password with us.
What do I need to get started?
Add your website to bring in available clinic details, services and prices, then follow your personal get-started checklist. Choose how customers book, confirm your professional declaration and review your public profile. Supporting insurance and professional documents are optional for ordinary bookings. Calendar connections are separate from website imports and do not create working hours.
How much does Colonic Club cost practitioners?
There is no monthly subscription. Apply by 30 September 2026 and the usual first-clinic £300 setup fee is waived once Colonic Club confirms eligibility. The application date stays locked while checks and onboarding continue. Colonic Club then charges 15% on completed Colonic Club bookings; the Provider Agreement contains the precise fee rules.
Why does Colonic Club charge 15%?
Colonic Club invests in generating and converting customer demand through national and local SEO, useful content, paid search where appropriate, conversion optimisation and marketplace discovery. The fee also supports profiles, booking and payment tools, Care Balance, forms, customer support and continued platform development. It is not simply a card-processing charge.
Does Colonic Club guarantee bookings?
No. Colonic Club intends to invest centrally in customer acquisition and route relevant demand to suitable practitioners, but rankings, enquiries and booking volumes cannot be guaranteed.
Do I lose control of my clinic?
No. Participating practitioners remain independent and keep control of their clinic brand, prices, availability and clinical decisions. Colonic Club is an additional discovery and booking channel.
Does Colonic Club replace my website or booking system?
Not necessarily. A clinic can keep its own website and existing systems. Colonic Club is designed to complement current marketing and operations, while Colonic Club-originated bookings use the platform workflow.
Can any colon hydrotherapist join?
Applications are open to appropriately qualified and insured UK colon hydrotherapy practitioners using a professional membership, registration or other route that Colonic Club accepts. Application does not guarantee publication or booking access; relevant checks still apply.
Do my existing clients have to book through Colonic Club?
No. Direct business outside Colonic Club remains the practitioner’s business, subject to the current Provider Agreement. The 15% applies to completed Colonic Club bookings under that agreement.
Who decides whether treatment is suitable?
The independent practitioner makes clinical decisions, including whether treatment is suitable. Colonic Club does not direct clinical care or guarantee that treatment will proceed.
Lock in the founding setup-fee saving
Return to the application above, or email hello@colonicclub.com if you need to discuss an alternative professional route.
Colonic Club also provides dedicated application routes for ARCH members and RICTAT members. During the founding window, the same dated first-clinic offer applies to every accepted professional route.